Kreacher & Sirius

(Someone calling him/herself Kreacher was having an unpleasant conversation on a comment page with another commentor named Snuffles, and the subject of honor was brought up)

Snuffles: Honor is nothing if coupled with a house-elf with a heart of a black hole!

Kreacher: What do you know about honor? You have none. You have no dignity,no family,no nothing. You're stuck in a house all day with an overgrown chicken who has come to be your only friend. Or at least you were. Your death wasn't even honorable. You fell through a piece of cloth. At least I will die and others will remember me because my head will be mounted on the wall forever.

Lucky! I wish I could have my head mounted on a wall...