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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Kreacher vs. Decoder

(Now that Kreacher had finished fighting with Snuffles, he turned his attention to decoder, who made this comment:)

Things Kreacher should get:
~A life
~A brain
~Alka seltser
~A sense of humor

~A restraining order

29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather not eat your shorts. Who knows what's in them. Muggles probably know nothing of hygiene, anyway. And if you look down, I'm in the dungeons as well. So, you can take your filthy shorts and eat them yourself!

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You should consider it an honor to eat my shorts," says the boy who hangs around with mudbloods, muggleborns, and quotes a filthy muggle show which talks only of the drunkenness of the father, and the idiocies of the rest of the town. Honor to eat your shorts my arse.
Shut up decoder, the rest of the world will benifit.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You should consider it an honor to eat my shorts," says the boy who hangs around with mudbloods, muggleborns, and quotes a filthy muggle show which talks only of the drunkenness of the father, and the idiocies of the rest of the town. Honor to eat your shorts my arse.
Shut up decoder, the rest of the world will benifit.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT I CN BLOODY WELL WIN EVERY ARGUMENT THAT YOU THROW AT ME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MINDLESS MORON!

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i will follow no restraining order

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Decoder needs:
~a brain
~a life (i mean all he does is blog)
~ a sence of humor
~ happy pills

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

since when is htis your site?

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decoder, you couldn't decode your way out of a paper bag because u r so idiotic and stupid

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i myself, have writen several novels, play pionao and trombone, reading, creating movies, acting, Girl Scouts and yet i still have time to every once and a while give u a piece of my mind every time u act like a moron

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decoder also needs duct tape over his mouth

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why duct tape? Why not quail tape or rooster tape. You're just being racist against other birds.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOUR ONLY SUPERIER TO DIRT AND YOUR OWN PISS. HOW DARE U CALL MY WORK CRAP. YOU HVE NEVER READ IT. NO NEED FOR MY MIND TO EVOLVE FOR LIKE I SAID U ARE ONLY SUPERIOER TO YOUR OWN PISS!

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decoder dobby, i see that decoder had brainwashed u to follow his ways of idiotcy

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DECODER, YET AGAIN I SHALL GIVE U A PIECE OF MY MIND. NOW I CAN STAND BY SOME INSULTS, BY SOMEHTINGS, I WILL NOT LET U GO WITHOUT A GOOD PIECE OF MY MIND WHEN U INSULT ME ABOUT WRITING! YOU ARE A FREAKIN' JERK, AND AN UGLY GIT THAT SOMEHOW WAS BORN WITH LACK OF BRAINS. YOU SUCK! IF YOU EVER INSULT MY WRITING AGAIN, YOU WILL PAY! YOU WILL PAY! YOU CAN INSULT ME ABOUT ANYTHING U LIKE, JUST NOT M WRITING! GOT IT? GOOD, NOW ONE MORE WORD ABOUT MY WRITING AND U WILL WAKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL SO FAST U WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT U! (and i can hit pretty hard)

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i writings are a work in progress, but if you wish to read what i have so far, please ask and u may read them

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about your novels?

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decoder, why don't u go watch barney and let the TRUE harry Potter fans enjoy the site. It would do us all a huge favor

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could my writing be a bad influence on u? I mean your work is already carp, and it couldn't get any worse.
And judging by the idiotic comments u post, it's crap

8:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decoder, may i ask a favor of you?
Next time someone tries to give u your anti-stupid pill, please take it.

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blah blah blah

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blah blah blah

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blah blah blah
decoder, please just shut up you butthead

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

decoder, you wouldn't know an insult if it danced naked in front of you in a teacozy!

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you haven't posted a comment in a while. Still thinking of another insult? You cannot beat master decoder. You said he is a squid so elves like you serve him. I serve him too, but i do so out of my own free will. Decoder is cool.

8:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do live a life! And at least i don't spend it in slavery against my will!

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DECODER IS MEAN.

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a 50-post argument, and now this is the 51st post whee!

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whee!

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVERYONE AURGUING IN THIS ROOM IS INMATURE! Don't you people have more things to do in life then sit around and make people feel bad about themselves? How very immature. Must be a bunch of 7-year-olds or something.


My god some people really do need lives, now don't they?

9:40 AM  

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