Will the Professor, by Douglas

Dear Professor Will,

The rest of the comment is pretty much nonsense. I was just amused that he called me Professor Will.

Schizophrenic

Yo Will! Site sucks! It is not good, not awesome, and not right, dude! I don’t love it I hate it! And I hate you! Will you be mad if I say that mine is better (my blog.? I don’t care! And about that stuped dungeons That’s a bad idea dude! Why did you think off something so stupid. Dumb site. Put me in the QQQu pleeeeese! Hate yer guts!

I guess you got your wish of being in the Quick Quotes Quill, and let me tell you, you deserved it. You worked hard for this position as a master moron. You defied school, intelligence, and all else that people admire in a relatively sane person. Just to get on a website. Wow. I find myself quoting Copier when I say this: Get a life, dude.

Written by LOL

(In response to a new "rephrasing" post in the Quick Quotes Quill, called Schizophrenic)

haha your a natural rita skeeter

Aww, thanks (I guess). You sure know how to compliment a guy!

Will in the World (A Student in Class 1)

Will! Will you please will me to put you in my will. i will if you will. The willow tree in the back yard of that widow would be a will of a place to will this guy named Will to leave his will. Let's see how many times i can say will in a sentance without without people getting annoyed at me.

Really? I'm already annoyed.

Copier Won't Shut Up

(After I said that the comments page is not a chatroom)

Will, you are just saying that because you don't want to here me tell you the truth anymore. Just shut this dumb site down already. WHo likes it anyways? (Quite a few people, actually) I'd like to see any other blogs you have just so I can laugh at them and see you making a fool of yourself. Seriously, just get a life.

You're telling me to get a life? Excuse, me, but I'm not the one constantly posting comments on the site I hate. But I know the truth. You LOVE this site. That's why you keep coming back to it. COPIER AND NEWSNET SITTING IN A TREE, P-O-S-T-I-N-G!

Copier (Get Out)

Will, I just realized this whole thing is just copied from muggle net!!!! I don't like it. I could just go to muggle net. I hate people who copy and claim they don't. Get a life dude. You're worse then my mom.

And I hate people who have no lives to the extent where they repeatedly post comments on a site they don't even like.

Roughly paraphrased, Copier's comment is:

Will, I...like it. I [...hate] muggle net. I hate... life. You're... my mom.

Well, when you put it that way.....

Copier (Yet Again?)

OH GREAT! Now you little girl is going to cpoy miggle net ocme again and make a wall of shame. Good job dummy, now go wtach your barney

What truly amazes me is the horrifying lack of correctly spelled words in this comment.

P.S.
Copier, you do seem to be working yourself into a right little tantrum, don't you?

HP Fan Stikes Again

I agree with copier this site is a total ripoff of migglenet and wizard news.com. The wall of shame? Come on that is so from muggleneet. thank you.

Okay, kind of like what you're doing, pretending to be "HP Fan" when really that's the same person as "Copier." Bloomin' Brilliant.

And should I bother pointing out to anybody that it's not even called the Wall of Shame anymore? Besides, if you really wanted to be clever and insult it, you should have called it the "Wall of Sham" or something like that while you had the chance.

A Student in Class 1

Can i be on the wall of shame? Please? Please? Please?

Sorry, but you have to write some really stupid things.....perhaps you should follow in the footsteps of Copier and HP Fan (who, incidentally, are the same person). Good luck!

A Student in Class 1

...Even if you put this on the wall of shame, you can't trace my post! you don't know who i am so my message will still get across and you can't find pointless ways to publicly humiliate me.

Actually, I can simply click on your title on the comments page and follow it directly to.....Mr. *****'s blog at *****. Thank you.

HP Fan (.....)

All you mo fo's suk! ok, Copier is right!!! I'm going to go to Miggle net from now on you little sukas.

For your information, Copier, fo... is spelled with a "u." What's the use in insulting me if you can't even do it right? Oh, and I've never been called a "soo-kah" before. What is it, some sort of Indian guru?

Roughly paraphrased, HP Fan's comment is this:

All you... is right!!! I'm going to [lay kisses] on you...

Aww, how sweet!

HP Fan

...If you don't close this site in 7 days you will not be my freind any moer. (Like we ever were)

Oh no! we won't be friends anymore? Oh, break my heart again!

Seriously, though, that's a major threat. After all, 7 days.....

Copier (Not Again!)

All you 2 year olds are so stupid. I can't believe this. Where are you now, Will? In bed? Aww, mommy wants you to sleep at 5:00? i understand, little baby will get tired, poor little Will.

Apparently Copier is not aware that there is actually a time difference between Earth and whatever planet he's living on.

NOTE: It was 10:00 PM my time when he made this post, so if it was 5:00 PM his time, that means he lives in (probably some raggedy old shundertown)...(crunching some numbers)...Hawaii!? Aww, lucky.

Copier (Again)

(In response to the making of The Dungeons)

You should be in it will!!!! You are always saying stupid dumb things!

What a coincidence; so are you!

Copier

(He posted this after someone who seemed suspiciously like him, called "HP Fan" posted comments that said pretty much the same thing that "Copier" did.

OH GREAT! NOW YOU CAN COPY MIGGLE NET EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!You stink
Love,HP fan

and then:

OH $*it!!!!!!! I posted that I was HP fan!!!!!!! How the heck do i delete my post?!?@?!?!?!?!?!/!!?!?!?1/?!?!?!?!/!/!?!?1/1/I accidently wrote that tho. I'm not really hp fan I'm copier!!!! It was an ACCIDENT!!!!!

Sure.....and pigs can fly.

Welcome to the HP NewsNet Wall of Shame!

Here is where I, Will, will post the stupidest comments I have recieved on HP NewsNet. This should be entertaining!