Kreacher vs. Decoder

(Now that Kreacher had finished fighting with Snuffles, he turned his attention to decoder, who made this comment:)

Things Kreacher should get:
~A life
~A brain
~Alka seltser
~A sense of humor

~A restraining order

Kreacher & Sirius

(Someone calling him/herself Kreacher was having an unpleasant conversation on a comment page with another commentor named Snuffles, and the subject of honor was brought up)

Snuffles: Honor is nothing if coupled with a house-elf with a heart of a black hole!

Kreacher: What do you know about honor? You have none. You have no dignity,no family,no nothing. You're stuck in a house all day with an overgrown chicken who has come to be your only friend. Or at least you were. Your death wasn't even honorable. You fell through a piece of cloth. At least I will die and others will remember me because my head will be mounted on the wall forever.

Lucky! I wish I could have my head mounted on a wall...

Decoder

actually, i've got three brains, one i let wander to stir my imagination, the second one is looking for it so it can bring it back to me when it finds inspiration, and the third one is behind my computer screen laughing at you.

Which brain is in your head?

Teamwork

Seriously, i think we should team up or somthing, we'd be great at insulting people.

Siriusly? You're not just JK (Joan Kathleen) or ROFL (Rowling on Fleur Laughing)?

How long did it take you to look up all those words in the dictionary will?
--decoder

Almost as long as it took you to make about a thousand posts and stupid comments on the site.

Decoder

Bobby, he was not trying to insult this site, he was simpley trying to get into the QQQ like all those other people who have nothing to do with their utterly pointless lives.

Kind of like you, decoder. You spend your utterly pointless life commenting on random posts just because you're starved for attention.

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lily_potter

(talking to decoder)
is it true that everyone hates you maybe you should shoot your self
and from your postings by the way i deffinatly think your an idiot

Lily, that's not very nice! Sadly, though, it's true.

Quite an Interesting Conversation

Copier is about as sane as my dog Looper. All he does is run around in circles until he gets dizzy and falls down. He makes me laugh. Especialy when he runs into tables.
--decoder

I'm insane? You're the one who spelled everything wrong! Especially has two Ls!
--Looper

I was talking about my dog, not you. But you do seem pretty stupid. FYI, my blog was not one word, therefore, i believe that we can deduce that one word spelled wrong is not everything. Go run into a table moron.
--decoder

I think we can deduce that decoder is a dunderhead. His vocabulary is one word, therefore, he should run into a table.